Pass Me A Bucket

For a while now Nike trainers haven’t really been inspiring me and that opinion has only worsened since seeing their recent efforts. When I came across their new Storm Warrior Hi I was gobsmacked to see that across the internet people were actually writing positively about them, words such as “dope” “awesome” cropped up, one saying “this boot withstands the elements without sacrificing your style” !!! Excuse me?! Open your eyes, they are hideous! Maybe I’ve missed something… Currently only available in Japan, oh I’m so gutted, and sorry gents only available for us lucky ladies. Don’t all rush at once!

It got me thinking who might sport these…The only person that I could think of who wouldn’t want to sacrifice her style but still maintain practical would be our old friend Vicky! Another splendid choice of footwear there Vicky.

For more of Vicky’s wonderful sporting attire click here

Below are some more nasty trainers by Nike, I figured there’s no point mincing my words!

Nike Dunk Boot

Nike Gladiateur Mid with product designer Nancy Wu, the designer who made a Chanel bag out of beef Jerky!

Nike Zoom Bold Sister Mid+

Nike Aeroflight Hi Le



Eat your heart out Nike iD

To celebrate the launch of the delicious Nike Air Royalty Macaron, French boutique Colette hosted an event called Cooklette where guests were invited to customise their very own Nike Macaron with loads of wee macaroons!! Sweet. (Pictures via high snobiety)


the good, the bad…

Trainers make me very happy so here is a collection of the good, the bad and odd…

The good


Adidas Adicolour H, The first trainer that comes with a set of paints to customise your own sneek.


Adidas 3way Consortium 3rd Drop


Adidas Superskate (consortium) Part of their celebration of  ’60 Years of Soles and Stripes’  collection…. I’m going to have to start counting my coppers for these beauties.


Nike Auto Flight High


Nike Blazer Boneyards (Stussy)



Adidas SLVR collection….. no, no, NO, NOOOO!!! so wrong on SO, SOOO MANY LEVELS!!!


Vuitton High Top X Kanye West… These bad boys were showed off in January for sale this summer and they are hideous. Tassels?! TASSELS?!!!!please Kanye, find something better to do with yourself.


Reebok Pump Omni Light (Mogwai). Gremlin’s insprired trainers… The folk at Reebok thought it would be a good idea to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Gremlins by bringing out a Monster Pack. I think they should of just watched the film instead of investive time and creativity into these furry beasts. Really, who thought it was a good idea?!!!


Jeremy Scott for Adidas (JS Wings). So fly.

….and finally the odd


Adidas X Jeremy Scott ( 3 Tongue). Inicially I thought these were ridiculous but they are actually quite sweet, especially with the bumblebee colours.


Nike Dunk (21 Mercer). Cool effect but I can’t look at these too long.

Lady Lixa